I am crack
I ain't lying; kick a lion in his crack
I'm the shit, I will fall off in your crib, take a shit
Pinch your momma on the booty, kick your dog, fuck your bitch
Fat boy dressed up like he's Santa and took pictures with your kids
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
Nobody Speak - DJ Shadow ft. Run the Jewels
Monday, June 27, 2016
Lupe Fiasco's "Kick, Push"
First, the beat. The longing, melancholic horns crescendo to an extended chord. The mysterious guitar and strings are lush, deepening the mood. The drums are simple, without ostentations.
And then there's Lupe. Rather than celebrating his status as a rapidly rising rapper, he focuses on the opposite - his experiences growing up as a misfit. The simple chorus of the song - "kick, push, kick, push, coast" - emphasizes Lupe's outsider status; he literally sings about getting away from others. Lupe vividly comes back to this theme throughout the song:
Branded, since the first kickflip he landedBranded, banished, misfit, bandit - this is how Lupe truly sees himself, and this sincerity shines throughout "Kick, Push" as well as the rest of Food & Liquor. This feeling of being an outsider, and his honesty about it, is a big part of what made Lupe such a tantalizing rapper early in his career. In some ways, perhaps Lupe's self-perception explains the wandering, at times tumultuous arc of his career. After Food & Liquor, Lupe was undoubtedly a star. But when you think of yourself as a loner, that can be a hard thing to accept.
Labeled a misfit, a bandit
Ka-kunk ka-kunk ka-kunk, his neighbors couldn't stand it
So he was banished to the park
Started in the morning, wouldn't stop 'til after dark
Yeah, when they said "It's getting late in here
So I'm sorry young man, there's no skatin' here"
Sunday, June 26, 2016
FX's Atlanta - Trailer Review
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
Kanye West's "Celebration"
The beat opens with squeaky synthesizers over a sturdy drum beat. Soon, a luscious string section comes in, followed by a boisterous low synth. When Kanye comes in with the brilliantly simple chorus, his voice is sheer joy: "Yea, you know what this is... It's a celebration bitches!"
As the song proceeds, Kanye introduces a sped-up background chorus as well as a trombone countermelody, and continues to take advantage of the beautiful string section at his disposal. He sings, he raps, he whoops, he laughs - all of it with a sense of wonder, excitement, and effervescence. At one point he hypothetically tells his future child about the origins of his conception - it's pretty messed up, to be honest - but does it a flippancy and casualness that are utterly disarming.
Celebration represents Kanye at a more innocent moment in his career. Before fame, before family, before everything that now falls into the meta-being that is "Kanye", there were songs like this - living, breathing embodiments of Kanye's joy in making music.
Monday, March 21, 2016
What is an album?
It used to be something you bought in a store as an encoded plastic disc. Then it became a sequence of 1s and 0s you downloaded to your local hard drive. Now, it is increasingly something you stream from the cloud. And with the latest evolution, the very idea of an album as a finished, permanent collection of songs is being undermined before our eyes.
Since the release of Kanye West's "The Life of Pablo" on February 14th on the music streaming service Tidal, Kanye has reportedly updated the album multiple times. There was no way for listeners to know that this had happened, other than to discover the changes organically, and earlier versions of the album are no longer available. There is no indication of when the modifications will stop, if ever; in theory the album could keep changing forever, one song after another, until the latest product bares no resemblance to the original one. One continuously evolving entity. If it's the journey that matters and not the destination, Kanye has invited his audience to continuously observe his journey, with no promise of a destination.
What could a truly "evergreen" album look like? Or a book, or a painting? It could start as sketches, outlines, basic beats, and then over time take on more structure and polish. It could switch directions suddenly, losing huge pieces and gaining new ones overnight. It could disappear completely. It could be different to every person who listened to it. As Kanye tweeted, it could be a "living breathing changing creative expression."
Sunday, January 10, 2016
Kanye - Real Friends
https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest/real-friends-no-more-parties-in-la-snipped
Saturday, January 2, 2016
Drake Rapping to... Clipse?
Drake also revealed that Pharrell and the Startrak movement inspired him to get into music. He even went so far as to pay $200 on eBay for a plastic microphone that was allegedly signed by Pusha T of Startrak’s rap group Clipse. He used the plastic microphone to act out imaginary red carpet interviews and perform Clipse songs in his room.The article is a great read in its entirety, but this anecdote about a young Drake ad libbing Clipse songs is particularly delicious. Drake and Pusha T often stand at opposite ends of the hip hop spectrum today - Pusha T with his hard-nosed street raps, and Drake with his introspective melodies. And yet despite these stylist differences, here we see another delightful example of game recognizing game.
Sunday, December 27, 2015
Pusha T on Unpredictable Lyrics
[Puff] told me that if he could see where my next line was going then that’s the wrong line.
I can remember being in the car listening to Big verses and asking “What in the world makes Big think he can rap about a shootout, the love of his daughter, balling at All-Star in six bars?"
How do you transition that?
Puff telling me he doesn’t want to see where I’m going in a verse is the best explanation I got to answer questions pertaining to my favorite artist.Is unpredictability truly the secret to great lyricism? Certainly it's one aspect of it, but can it be overdone, coming at the cost of coherence and narrative?
Sunday, December 20, 2015
Track Review: Pusha-T, Got Em Covered
Consider the many layers to the beat in Pusha-T’s new track, Got Em Covered:
- Pulsating bass, providing reverb throughout the entire song
- Hypnotic, drug-addled strumming of the guitar
- Hollowed-out drumming, funny and demented at the same time
- Clanking tam-tams, not entirely in rhythm and lending the song a chaotic feel
- Sparse snare drum, striking a single hit only every few measures
The depth of this production should be no surprise, given that Timbaland is the man behind the controls. But even for him, the beat of Got Em Covered is so textured, so hypnotic, and so unusual that it stands out on Pusha-T’s latest project. While very reminiscent of the Neptune’s production on the Clipse’s Lord Willin’ and Hell Hath No Fury, Got Em Covered is also infused with Timbaland’s trademark obsession with unusual, almost bodily sounds. And for that, it is definitely worth a listen.
Sunday, October 25, 2015
Track Review: Like Me, Joey Bada$$
Towards the end of Like Me, the beat modulates to a more up tempo, intense cadence. The song concludes open-endedly, the guitar line moving back and forth between two chords, seemingly posing an open question. In the end, Like Me is the rare hip hop track that successfully establishes a laid back vibe without sacrificing precision or musicality. And for this, the track is one of the most delightful and surprising tracks of the year so far.
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
The good, the bad, the beautiful
Sunday, March 16, 2014
Allow me to introduce myself; favorite album openings
1. Snoop Dogg, Doggystyle - Snoop chatting with Warren G over the smooth grooves of Curtis Mayfield. In a bathtub. It doesn't get any better than this.
2. Nas, Illmatic - Hennessy, subway noise, and hand guns - this track sets the tone for the entire album. And it does so over one of the best and most underrated beats on the LP, thick with heavy bass and driving percussion.
3. Drake, Take Care - One of the most brilliantly orchestrated album opening of all-time. A simple and daring declaration of what Take Care will musically be about. The piano starts with a simple riff, followed by the gentle tapping of a muted drum. By the time vocal part enters, we're in heaven.
4. Eminem, The Slim Shady LP - "Don't do drugs." Enough said.
5. Common, Be - An album opening that I personally go back and forth on... but the innovative approach here is undeniable. This opening lays out the formula that others (see Drake, Take Care) would perfect. The record starts with a single base line, completely exposed, and gradually builds towards a somewhat regrettable string part. But still, the courage and simplicity of Kanye's production, combined with Common's terrific flow, makes for one of the most distinctive intros ever.
Honorable mentions:
Jay-Z, Kingdom Come
Clipse, Hell Hath No Fury
Kanye West, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Wu Tang Clan, Enter the Wu Tang (36 Chambers)
Saturday, March 15, 2014
Hot in Herre... FOREVER?
I cannot express to you how amazing this is. But let us try and count the ways:
- Hot in Herre is awesome. Nelly at the peak of his "powers." One of the greatest choruses of all time. And a beat that just puts a smile on your face. I literally haven't stopped smiling since I put this station on.
- A subtle way in which Pharrell continues owning the pop culture moment. Pharrell helped write the song, and also produced it as one half of the Neptunes.
- "I think my butt getting big!"
- Hot in Herre came out in 2002. It's 12 years old. And yet it's still more fun than *anything* being played on the radio today. Seriously, name a song that came out in the past decade that's more fun than Hot in Herre. Call Me Maybe? Single Ladies? Blurred Lines? Please.
- Nelly is actually really great on this song. His rhythmic integrity is impeccable. Right with the beat, every time.
- "I am getting so hot, I'm wanna take my clothes off." A sentence no human being has ever said in real life ever. And who is the woman who says this on the song? Did she get paid? Is she seeing royalties from this whole episode?
- Oh wait, an English commercial just came on. All the other ones were in Spanish. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- Is it possible environmentalists have commandeered the station, with this being their way of drawing attention to global warming?
- The wikipedia article on Hot in Herre has already been updated: "At 3 PM on March 14, 2014, Latin Mix 105.7 in San Francisco began playing this on loop for eternity." Let us hope they're right!
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Ab Soul's Control System
Monday, January 16, 2012
Album Review: Common's The Dreamer / The Believer
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Jay-Z and Kanye West's "Watch the Throne"
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Album Review: Clipse's Hell Hath No Fury
The production on Hell Hath No Fury, the second album from Virginia-based rap duo Clipse, is sparing. Each song features one or two instruments along with a drum machine, and the same sounds are often sustained across multiple beats. The tracks are almost inaccessible, like an abstract painting with a few streaks of pigment arranged on an open canvas. Each has its own texture, its own feeling, and its own color.
Given that the album was produced entirely by the Neptunes – whose third album with the group N.E.R.D. was called Seeing Sounds – this should come as no surprise. The Neptunes often drift in directions that bare no relation to the rest rest of the music industry, and they seem especially uninhibited when working with Clipse. (Pharrell himself seems to acknowledge as much here.) In this case, the Neptunes have drifted in a minimalist direction, and their work here serves as a welcomed contrast to much of the over-produced music dominating radio waves today.
The beats on Hell Hath No Fury leave no place for an MC to hide, and the Clipse are up to the challenge. Younger brother Pusha T brings tremendous intensity to the microphone without ever losing control of his cadence. Older brother Malice, who on this album outshines his counterpart, is an ingenious wordsmith, an acerbic comedian, and a vivid storyteller. Both rap in perfect rhythm with the underlying beats, and neither tries to do too much. The hooks are all simple. The Clipse breathe space into their rhymes, allowing the texture of the Neptunes’s tracks to shine through. There is a true synergy between producer and rapper.
Here’s a track by track rundown of this remarkable album.
We Got it for Cheap. Along with album’s other bookend, Nightmares, this is the most accessible track on the album. The beat is simple – a bongo drum, a synthesized keyboard and, after the first few bars, a snare hit on beats two and four. That’s it – and yet the beat still manages to feel extremely rich. Malice’s verse, the second on the song, is one of the best on the album. He comes in with tremendous energy – “The wall’s removed and now I see; my leg was pulled, the joke’s on me” – and rides that energy throughout the rest of the song. Malice’s declaration, “Seems to me reparations are overdue,” fits in beautifully with the rhythm of the underlying percussion. Three minutes and forty seconds into the album, we’re off to an incredible start.
Momma I’m So Sorry. The dominant theme of Hell Hath No Fury – and, arguably, the dominant theme in all of hip hop – is drug dealing. In Momma I’m So Sorry, however, the Clipse focus on the moral and psychological toll exacted by such activities, and even attempt to repent. Pusha T begins the last verse with a prayer: “Sorry heavenly father, once again I hate to bother.” The chorus proclaims, “Momma I’m so sorry, my only accomplice [is] my conscience.” All of this happens on top of a sorry-sounding accordion sample, like some kind of maudlin travelling carnival. Again, producer and MC both complement each other exquisitely.
Mr. Me Too. The number three song on an album is frequently its biggest hit, like the number three hitter in a baseball lineup. The Clipse seem to thumb their nose at this convention, instead serving up Mr. Me Too, one of the strangest tracks on the album. The beat features a hypnotized sounding synthesizer and stoned-out vocal sample. It grinds to a halt ever few bars for a perfectly square drum fill. Pharrell adds a dazed verse. The whole song has the feel of a vaguely disturbing dream.
Wamp Wamp (What It Do). The tension runs high throughout Wamp Wamp, thanks in large part to a vintage Neptunes percussive arrangement. The sounds of the kettle drums ricochet from one ear to another. (It takes a good pair of headphones to fully appreciate this song.) Slim Thug is fantastic on the chorus, providing a hard edge on top of a soaring synthesized melody.
Ride Around Shining. The production on this song comes as close as any to complete stasis. The snare drum hits squarely on beats one, two, and the upbeat of three, and nothing else, before a fill in beat four. A single piano chord extends, disturbingly, for bars at a time. The Clipse’s lyrics on the drug game seem detached from reality, especially when the drums drop out around the 2:30 mark.
Dirty Money. This is probably the closest Hell Hath No Fury comes to a dance song – which is to say, not particularly close. And that’s just fine. On Dirty Money, an electric guitar plays a simple riff, and a standard drumbeat comes down hard on beats three and four every few measures. Malice discusses the high flying life of a rapper, both glorifying it and drawing attention to its superficiality. Speaking to a hypothetical groupie, he finds a clever way of indirectly extoling himself: “You done got you a rapper, I see your vision – and one of the best too, that’s ambition.” At the same time, Pusha suggests that something is important is lacking here: “You can tell me ’bout your day, I pretend I’ll listen; and you ain’t gotta love me, just be convincing.”
Hello New World. This is both the hardest song on the album and also a heartfelt tribute to one of the most dominant paradigms in rap: the hustler. The synthesizer surges like swells travelling through the ocean. Malice’s verse, the second, touches on a familiar theme in rap – self-promotion – but manages, remarkably, to do so at the expense of no one. “We can all shine, I want your wrist lit like mine / Neck and ears, I want it lit like mine / Foreign cars, stick shift, 6 gears like mine.” As in Dirty Money, Malice has found an indirect and creative way to extol himself. Pusha T extends this ingenious tactic through the track’s final verse, and an interlude from a local rapper from Virginia provides an interesting overtone of revolution.
Keys Open Doors. To borrow Pusha T’s first lyric in this song, Keys Open Doors “make[s] your skin crawl.” The Neptunes employ a ghostly choral sample that recollects some kind of haunted church. Appropriately, the Clipse’s lyrics employ religious imagery. First, there’s Pusha T: “Open the Frigidaire, 25 to life [worth of drugs] in here / So much white you might think the Holy Christ is near.” Then, there’s Malice: “Get it cross state with the grace of Maria.” The chorus, a simple repetition of the phrase “keys open doors,” was catchy enough to catch Jay-Z’s attention, who borrowed it for the first verse of Thank You on The Blueprint 3.
Ain’t Cha. Probably the catchiest song of the album (it was, after all, featured on the soundtrack of the Step Up movie), Ain’t Cha still does not sacrifice any of the musical integrity found on the rest of Hell Hath No Fury. The beat features a solid drum pattern along with two chime hits per measure. Somehow, the beat feels neither happy nor sad but simply present, much like N.E.R.D.’s Spaz from Seeing Sounds. Malice’s verse, the song’s third, makes repeated use of child-related imagery in a way that is both ingenious and hilarious. He is probably the only MC to have ever rapped about Blue’s Clues and Frere Jacque – let alone in the same verse. His final lyric – “If it seems the walls are closing in it’s only ’cause they are” – is said with a crescendo that fits in perfectly with the beat, thereby completing one of the finest verses on the Hell Hath No Fury.
Trill. Probably the most bizarre song on the album. The beat is vibrating with sound, like a swarm of insects.
Chinese New Year. A chilling retelling of a stick-up episode. Malice, the gunman, reassures the listener – and victim – with an icy coldness in the second verse: “Cooperate – escaping [is] useless / Trust me, I'm your friend, I will talk you through this.” Pharrell’s chorus – “Brrraaattt - brrraaattt, brrraaattt - brrraaattt, brrraaattt - brrraaattt, ka-ka-kat-kat” – gets the point across. Interestingly, the drum pattern recycles some of the rhythms the Neptunes used in N.E.R.D.’s hit Lapdance.
Nightmares. The beat is blissfully laid-back, and after Pharrell’s dreamy verse we are led to believe that the album is ebbing to its conclusion. Then Pusha T drops his finest, most intense verse of the album. In a few sentences, he describes the glories of success – “Everybody know me, it’s like I’m a movie star” – along with the paranoia such success can induce – “Still I creep low, thinking n****s trying to harm me / Hoping my karma ain’t coming back here to haunt me.” Perhaps a microcosm of the entire album, Pusha takes us from one feeling to another, each with its own texture and color, and somehow manages to unite those feelings into a unified – and masterful – whole.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Album Review: Kanye West's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Let's get this out of the way: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is not perfect. Devil in a New Dress is boring. Runaway goes on for way to long. The drums at the end of Hell of a Life are a little bit behind. The cellist and the pianist in the interlude for All of the Lights aren't in sync with each other. Spend enough time and you can extend this list of defects as long as you'd like.
That being said, perfection is not a reasonable criterion for an album – or for any human endeavor. The album is, without question, a work of genius. The production is impeccable, with beats that are rich, creative, and full of painstaking detail. The lyrics are witty, thoughtful, and tragic – sometimes all at the same time. The album features two of the greatest guest verses ever (Nicki Minaj on Monster, Pusha T on So Appalled), the finest lyrical performance of Kanye's career (Gorgeous), and the best song of 2010 (Power). The range on the album is astonishing, from the triumph of All of the Lights to the mournfulness of So Appalled, the dignity of Gorgeous to grotesqueness of Monster, and the sorrow of Blame Game to the dementedness of Hell of a Life. At the same time, each track feels logically connected to the next one, and the entire album forms a unified, cohesive whole.
Here’s a track by track breakdown.
Dark Fantasy. The album opens in stunning fashion. Nicki Minaj welcomes the listener into Kanye’s twisted world by paraphrasing, of all things, a poem written by Roald Dahl (see http://www.kanyetothe.com/forum/index.php?topic=24858.0). The rest of the song alternates between a slick, hard-nosed beat and an a cappella vocal melody. Somehow it all works, and Kanye’s lyrics are sharp and on time.
Gorgeous. The finest lyrical performance of Kanye’s career. He muses on the nature of hip hop, the exploitation of women within the fashion industry, and fish sticks. His cadence is virtually flawless. “This week has been a bad massage. I need a happy ending – and a new beginning.” Kid Cudi is excellent on the chorus.
Power. This song, the natural descendent of Stronger, is just badass. A powerful vocal sample (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-dtwySzcQc) is repeated throughout the song, but the underlying chords change at the 2:50 mark, giving the beat new depth and dimension. West’s lyrics are uniquely his own, especially at the song’s opening. “Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it – I guess every superhero need his theme music.”
All of the Lights. The production of this song is almost symphonic. French horns open the song gloriously, and continue throughout the entire track. Rihanna’s hook soars above the heavy percussion, which admittedly is a bit over the top. Neither Kid Cudi nor Elton John adds much, and Fergie’s verse is just terrible. Kanye’s verses are memorable, however, and the tremendous ambition of this track is at least partially realized.
Monster. Everyone is down on Jay-Z for his verse on this song, and I don’t quite see why. Drug dealing and self-promotion, delivered with an interesting, reliable cadence – that’s a standard Jay-Z verse. At the same time, everyone is high on Nicki Minaj’s verse, and deservedly so. She kills it. By the time she unleashes the British accent and asks, “So let me get this straight, wait, I’m the rookie?” it’s all over. This is and will always be the song of her career.
So Appalled. Not to be outdone by Nicki Minaj, however, is the most underrated MC in the game: Pusha T. His verse on So Appalled is an instant classic. The rhymes are beautifully constructed, and the rhythm of their delivery is flawlessly precise. His defiant tone meshes perfectly with the cold, soulless beat. One of the most underrated songs on the album.
Devil in a New Dress. This one is a bit of a head scratcher. It’s the only song on the album not produced by Kanye, which needlessly precludes him from having both produced and rapped on every song in the album. The beat is fine, but it lacks the same energy as the rest of the album. Rick Ross’s verse is not particularly memorable.
Runaway. Also a bit of a curiosity. Kanye has a habit of picking the weakest songs on his albums as his singles. On Graduation, it was Can’t Tell Me Nothing, allegedly because 50 Cent told him to. On this album, it’s Runaway, which is a decent enough song, and certainly very Kanye, but far beneath the best of this album. Kanye gets far too carried away at the end, reverting to his tendency from 808s and Heartbreak to extend songs for two or three minutes longer than apporopriate. This track, along with Devil, represents the only rough patch on the album.
Hell of a Life. This song is demented, perverted, and just kind of fucked up. It’s also one of the best songs on the album. The baseline, seething with reverb, meshes perfectly with the unhinged nature of Kanye’s flow. The lyrics emanate from a primitive region within the depths of Kanye’s brain. Quite simply, no one else in the industry is making music like this.
Blame Game. A truly beautiful melody, sang with grace by John Legend. The beat is simple and elegant. The song gets a little weird when Kanye starts distorting his voice, and the Chris Rock bit gets stale after the first few listens. Nevertheless, this is a wonderful song, and a perfectly anticlimactic follow up to Hell of a Life.
Lost in the World. Kanye’s sole verse in this song – “You’re my devil you’re my angel, you’re my heaven you’re my hell” – is powerful. The use of vocals throughout the song is reminiscent of the album’s other bookend, Dark Fantasy, though the harmonies around the 2:20 mark take this song to another level altogether. The momentum carries over into the album's final track, Who Will Survive in America, which features an intense vocal sample – similar to that of Power – beneath a passionate monologue by Gil Scott-Heron. An incredible end to an incredible album.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
The Black and White of Hip Hop Criticism
“I don’t listen to that commercial stuff. I’m more into the Real Hip Hop, you know? KRS One, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, De La Soul, Wu Tang, you know, The Old School.”
Calling this style of music ‘old school’ is considered an especially apt name since the majority of people who listen to it did so while attending old schools such as Dartmouth, Bard, and Williams College.
-- A post on StuffWhitePeopleLike.com
Is OnHipHop that guy?
We are white. We grew up in a wealthy suburb. We went to an Ivy League school. We love hip hop, and write about it using words like “ambivalence” and “anachronistic.”
And yet, we don't think we're “that guy.” We don’t listen to early hip hop to pretend like it gives us some modicum of “street cred.” We don’t spontaneously recite Tupac lyrics and pretend to be from “the hood.” We simply listen to whatever hip hop we want to listen to because we like the way it makes us feel.
That being said, this passage from StuffWhitePeopleLike points out an important truth. Hip hop is, with several notable exceptions, created by black musicians, many of whom grew up with little material wealth. At the same time, hip hop is consumed in large part by white kids from middle- and upper-class suburbs.
As such, does OnHipHop erroneously – and arrogantly – presume that we can intelligently comment on hip hop? And, for that matter, might the same be said of high-brow publications like the New York Times and Slate, which regularly print reviews of hip hop albums next to columns on the New York Phil? (Last week, the Times’s Jon Caramanica classified Lil’ Wayne as an “abstract expressionist.” In Lil’ Wayne’s often boastful songs, this is definitely not one of the phrases he uses to describe himself.)
The answer to this question may very well be yes. There is much about Lil’ Wayne’s upbringing that OnHipHop does not pretend to understand. He was carrying a gun to school by the time he was a teenager and fathered a child by the time he was 14. Without fully understanding the experiences that shaped the man, how can we fully understand Lil’ Wayne’s artistic output?
But by the same logic, how can scholars presume to understand the music of Beethoven, who was completely deaf for much of his life and may have also suffered from bipolar disorder. How can critics analyze the paintings of Vincent van Gogh, who was driven so far into madness that he attempted to cut his ear off? How can we pretend to comprehend these artists’ works, when these works were byproducts of lives so different from our own?
Ultimately, critics cannot satisfactorily answer this question. They must simply do their best to understand and empathize with the artist, and try to set their own biases aside.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Why the Christmas Presents Aren't Rapped
But if this were really the case, why isn’t there more Christmas-themed hip hop?
It’s no secret that Christmas music tends to be extremely lucrative. A feeling of Christmasy excitement dominates the weeks between Thanksgiving and New Year’s, and people are willing to pay for the appropriate soundtrack. Given this demand, artists gladly provide the supply. In virtually every genre of music, dozens and dozens of artists release Christmas-themed albums every year. Heck, Elvis Presley put out a new Christmas album this year, and he’s been dead since 1977.
Hip hop stands as a glaring exception. There have been a handful of Christmas-themed rap albums over the years – most notably Run DMC’s Christmas in Hollis – but none have stood the test of time. No Christmas hip hop songs have become ingrained in popular culture the way that “Let it Snow,” “Jingle Bell Rock,” and “White Christmas” have. While Christmas music dominates the airwaves of rock-n-roll, jazz, and classical radio stations throughout the holiday season, on hip hop stations you would hardly know it’s December.
If hip hop were really all about money, how can this be the case?
For one, there is a fundamental musical disconnect between Christmas music and hip hop. Christmas music tends to feature soaring melodies, major chords, and soothing resolutions. Hip hop is more about jagged samples, repetitive drum patterns, and verbal syncopation. Where Christmas music is smooth, hip hop is raw.
There is also a basic incompatibility of subject matter. Christmas music frequently concerns subjects that are happy, jolly, carefree. Hip hop tends to carry much more baggage. The rapper grapples with his past. He may rejoice in his present, but usually by contrasting that present with his difficult past. Even happy rap is bittersweet. As Jay-Z so memorably rapped on Reasonable Doubt, “On the rise to the top, many drop. Don't forget / In order to survive, gotta learn to live with regrets.”
In the end, hip hop is an art form that, for better or worse, does not easily lend itself to Christmasization. This may be cause for some disappointment. In the bigger picture, however, this reality should comfort all fans of hip hop. Hip hop may have evolved into something very different from what it once was. Yet it retains certain qualities that can be altered, but not abandoned. Hip hop, in short, is still hip hop.